ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the backof the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buycigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, anda diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pensto the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns inpackages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the processso well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning! 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsuckingcreatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braillelettering.
EVER WONDER ....Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid madewith real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don'tthey make the! whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
haha. that's quite funny. today we had art and now im brimming with ideas.. ok just now. now stop liao. RS is coming along because we now have a more 'do-able' topic according to ms cheryl. hah. and today she came to our group first. instead of sec 3s. today xiaozu jingwei came. im like avoid eye contact avoid looking altho im by nature a very curious n gossippy girl. ok not gossippy but want to know gossip.. tell me tell me! haha.
yesterday service learning faruq so guai! he saw a book and a game on the table and he said' we read this [points at book] then play '. hahaha. suan4 wo3 jiao1 dao3 you3 fang1... you go -_-.. hee. and cheryl +wen + yen + macey + xiu i think are going out on monday vesak day holiday. they asked me if i wanted to go i bet because i was going to hpps with them. as a li3 mao4. but anw i doub it was cos it was kevy who asked. i didnt want to go cos i knew i would be left out by them. before we went down still in class i asked wen + yan + xiu if i could joiin them for lunch and they said yes. like what else can they say..anw. then go down yellow/central staircase and rly + macey walk together. i am the shadow that follows them, just that my shoes squeak and i become noisy. and in the foyer both of them turned around. i thought she looked at me like i was some kind of freak and i wasnt wanted there. maybe i am being oversensitive. but that's what i interprete from nothingness. ok i AM being oversensitive. or maybe im not. conflicting ideas.
i was walking across the netball courts this morning and i thought '2 years down the road when i have finally killed myself, ppl would think "why did i ever hang out with such a freak like kwek yong?" and question. and say she might as well died.' omg that's so pathetic. yes i pity myself happy? ok. i know you're not. i am so confused. ppl leave me. ppl dont come back.
and i need to reflect on me and jingwei. was it me who pissed her off first that's why she said all those things about me being a bitch etc.? if i didnt do anything.. ok i DID. i flooded her tagboard scolding her. no reprimanding. ok. like i have the zi1 ge2. zuo4 ren2 bu4 neng2 tai4 guo4 fen4. i know that now. i knew that last time too.. OR was her outburst provokated by me? was MY reprimanding justified? i doubt. anybody got constructive advice to spare??